Some of you may not know that I've been working a part-time job. It's exhausting, I hate it, and the pay is lousy. It's also been moving closer to full-time all the time.
So I've decided to quit.
I will no longer play almost full-time referee for the adorable cherubs pictured below.
I'm moving right into slave management.
From this day forward, anyone in this household caught bickering, hitting, spitting, biting, hair-pulling, or otherwise deliberately annoying their siblings will be shanghaied into slave labor.
It's brilliant!
Why didn't I think of this before?
I will have an immaculate house in less than three hours and be able to retire from my part-time job.
I didn't know! Congratulations on your new full time job as a slave labor manager.
ReplyDeleteDrill seargent is the only way to handle the cherubs. They will hop-to in no time, I'm sure. Hope the vomiting has stopped and you can stop your nursing/hospital career! Take care and enjoy the holidays!
ReplyDeleteYeah we will see how well that works for ya!! ((: Hasn't worked too well here. But then again I guess you really need to follow through with the punishment if the inmates are going to believe there really will be a punishment. ):
ReplyDeleteLove ya!