I should be knighted. I'm still living in this house. I have not moved to Ireland...or Bermuda which I hear shares the same happy snake-free status as Ireland.
I've also been back into the laundry room. Twice.
Once my husband rolled his eyes and went with me.
The second time I had protection from my six-year-old. It's only fair. I was washing his soccer uniform.
One of the intruders pooped on my canning shelves. Excuse me while I puke.
Davis was fine...and laughed at me. Obviously untraumatized by the event.
I wish I was.