We're putting our house up for sale and moving to Ireland.
Why?
Snakes! I hate, detest, abhor, and any other word or phrase that you can think of that pertains to utter terror. We've seen a number outside this spring. Ugh, ugh and ugh again! I hate them. One was big enough I just heaved the blade of the spade his directions as hard as I could and ran.
I don't think I got him.
He came to haunt me.
I found him. In my house. After church. He brought his spouse with him.
He slid back into the laundry room where his spouse remained.
This is not a problem.
I never liked doing laundry anyway and I hear that Ireland is lovely.
What? Yuck! I hate them, too.
ReplyDeleteHilarious!!! O.K. maybe not but TERRIFYING! Good story.
ReplyDeleteYep! I'd be moving too, but I think I'd go to Hawaii.
ReplyDeleteHope the snake and his spouse don't have any little snakes while in the laundry room! :(
Blessings!